Wednesday, February 02, 2005
My Rebuttal
Hereforwith, on this 2nd day of the month of February in the year of our Lord 2005, are the rules of the hit-miss promulgated.
I. If and when the younger, stronger, funnier, cuter, more charismatic person touches in any way the older, weaker, grayer, more curmudgeonly person, including articles of clothing, it will be declared a "Hit" and recorded by voice consent of the younger, stronger, funnier, cuter, more charismatic person.
II. If and when the older, weaker, grayer, more curmudgeonly person touches in any way the younger, stronger, funnier, cuter, more charismatic person, including articles of clothing, it will be decreed a "miss"and recorded by voice consent of the younger, stronger, funnier, cuter, more charismatic person.
III A. Younger, stronger, funnier, cuter, more charismatic person= Katie
III B. Older, weaker, grayer, more curmudgeonly person= Matt
Affirmed by:
Katherine June Mericle
Matthew Michael Carroll
I. If and when the younger, stronger, funnier, cuter, more charismatic person touches in any way the older, weaker, grayer, more curmudgeonly person, including articles of clothing, it will be declared a "Hit" and recorded by voice consent of the younger, stronger, funnier, cuter, more charismatic person.
II. If and when the older, weaker, grayer, more curmudgeonly person touches in any way the younger, stronger, funnier, cuter, more charismatic person, including articles of clothing, it will be decreed a "miss"and recorded by voice consent of the younger, stronger, funnier, cuter, more charismatic person.
III A. Younger, stronger, funnier, cuter, more charismatic person= Katie
III B. Older, weaker, grayer, more curmudgeonly person= Matt
Affirmed by:
Katherine June Mericle
Matthew Michael Carroll
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