katie rocks

Here are a few limmericks from the author of the plex himself, matt.

Zack the bar dog
Sat by the floor like log;
Which rhymes like orange
and syringe

ok, so this one isn't necessarily a haiku, but nonetheless in a drunken stupor it is beyond funny.

More popular than Barack
On wood floors his claws go "clack"
To the ladies he brings the mack, and
Cheese is his favorite snack
Oh yeah, it's Zack.